jamietheignorantamerican:

strike-blade:

jamietheignorantamerican:

i-am-momo-senpai:

Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.

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why must you hurt me this way

That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

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animatedtext:

phantasmagoricat:

You are the hum at my feet, 
you are the hum of electric heat. 
I keep myself away,
but I’m starting to like the pain.

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poppunkvampire:

Well, I could have told you that.

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jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

(via dr-loggins)


oscar worthy

oscar worthy

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

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livelaughloveatrandom:

pandabearjayy:

The camera guy knows where its at

Angles.
livelaughloveatrandom:

pandabearjayy:

The camera guy knows where its at

Angles.
livelaughloveatrandom:

pandabearjayy:

The camera guy knows where its at

Angles.
thedailylaughs:

First Lesbian Couple To Get Married At Tokyo Disney Resort
Although Japan does not legally recognize same-sex marriages, the LGBT community is growing ever more visible and vocal. This fairytale Disney wedding partly symbolizes how far the community has come. The company has definitely taken a step in the right direction. [Read more]
thedailylaughs:

First Lesbian Couple To Get Married At Tokyo Disney Resort
Although Japan does not legally recognize same-sex marriages, the LGBT community is growing ever more visible and vocal. This fairytale Disney wedding partly symbolizes how far the community has come. The company has definitely taken a step in the right direction. [Read more]
thedailylaughs:

First Lesbian Couple To Get Married At Tokyo Disney Resort
Although Japan does not legally recognize same-sex marriages, the LGBT community is growing ever more visible and vocal. This fairytale Disney wedding partly symbolizes how far the community has come. The company has definitely taken a step in the right direction. [Read more]
thedailylaughs:

First Lesbian Couple To Get Married At Tokyo Disney Resort
Although Japan does not legally recognize same-sex marriages, the LGBT community is growing ever more visible and vocal. This fairytale Disney wedding partly symbolizes how far the community has come. The company has definitely taken a step in the right direction. [Read more]

thedailylaughs:

First Lesbian Couple To Get Married At Tokyo Disney Resort

Although Japan does not legally recognize same-sex marriages, the LGBT community is growing ever more visible and vocal. This fairytale Disney wedding partly symbolizes how far the community has come. The company has definitely taken a step in the right direction. [Read more]

(via dr-loggins)